![]() ![]() My ambition outweighed my common sense, and I downloaded far more mods than I needed. Here's how my idea, and possibly my life, went wrong. In the end, the only thing I wanted to jerk was my computer as I fantasized about ripping it from the wall and throwing it through the window. What followed was countless hours of anger, bafflement, and terror as I experienced more sexual frustration in Skyrim than I ever have in real life. I was going to write about my adventures for your horrified amusement and then quietly revisit this magical land on Saturday nights when I was drunk and lonely. I wanted to install pornographic Skyrim mods that would let me have lots of sex, go on sensual quests, and shoot lightning bolts out of my tits. I was once a simple man with a simple dream. It's probably best, like with any article, to just read it in a place where you can't get fired or expelled. Warning: This article contains a few images that could be considered not safe for work/school. ![]()
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